This will be a short post.
Attack of the Clones. Not much that I remember happens. Anakin and Padme have a thing. Anakin is really quite creepy, he’s all like ‘I fancy you’ and Padme’s like ‘No, it’s not happening’ then Akakin’s like ‘I REALLY fancy you’ and Padme’s like ‘Seriously, no, definitely not’ and then they frolic in a wood and she loves him now. I think some people were trying to kill her. I did learn that the Stormtroopers are not only not robots, but clones, which really I should of been able figure out years ago if I’d actually thought about it. I don’t know what else happened, but hey ho, on to the last one.
Revenge of the Sith. Erm, I’m not sure how much of this film I actually saw. I definitely started it, but I remember waking up an hour through the film and Anakin was having another whine about something. And then I woke up at 7am the next morning. I’m guessing the ending was that he turned into Darth Vader.
I tried, I really did. Maybe I’ll try again one day.